Cat Woman

Okay so I pulled up to Red Mango tonight and saw a couple sitting there, right by the window. I turn to my mom and sisters and say,
"Wow, they are definitely on their first date"
The girls all agreed and we went inside. I thought nothing more of it.
Fast forward fifteen minutes... We're sitting there, enjoying our frozen yogurt, wishing they had their little fire going (in summer...) and my mom says,
"Oops! You were wrong, they're married and she is WAY pregnant."

Guess I learned (yet again) that you can't jump to conclusions about people's backgrounds, life stories, but most importantly, relationship status'.

People probably look at me and think I'm a nun.

Also, you know those decals people put on the back of their SUV's that show all their family members and they stretch the whole width of the car? My sister said she saw one the other day with a woman and a cat.

Sad to be all alone in the world. Fifty pennies if you can guess that movie.